SpongeBob: You're right! (lifts bag over his head) For the Krusty Krab! (runs out of the building to the dumpster, screaming the whole way reenters the building) Piece of cake! Squidward: But I thought you liked the night shift. SpongeBob: I don't know, Squidward, (leans face against window) it's kinda dark out there. Squidward: That's where the dumpster is, yes. SpongeBob: Allllllll right! (takes bag from Squidward) Taking out the trash. Squidward: WILL YOU PLEASE?! Here, (hands SpongeBob a bag of garbage) give me a moment's peace and take out the trash! (cuts to SpongeBob walking on the counter) Night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, na-na-na-na-night! NIGHT! (cuts to SpongeBob at the grill picking up spatula, misses the spatula and hits the grill screams) I BURNED MY HAND!!!!!!!!!!!.at night. (cuts to SpongeBob in the bathroom wiping it clean with himself) Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom.at night. Guess what, I'm chopping lettuce.at night. SpongeBob: (cuts to SpongeBob in kitchen) Hey Squidward. Squidward: (takes hat off leans head on counter) Don't hold back. I'm working in the kitchen (laughs) at night! Squidward: (customer walks up to counter Squidward hands him a baseball bat) Here. SpongeBob: Good! 'Cause we've got customers! SpongeBob: Isn't this great Squidward?! Just you and me together for hours and hours and hours and then the sun'll come up and it'll be tomorrow and we'll still be working! It'll be just like a sleepover! Only we'll be sweaty and we'll be covered with grease! (jumps on cash register counter) Are you ready to rock, Squidward?! Krabs: See ya in the morning, boys! I can't hang out here all night! I've got a life. SpongeBob: Wow! Now we never have to stop working! Squidward: WHAT!? (crowd of people barge in cheering) From now on, the Krusty Krab is open 24 hours a day. Squidward, (tears up the Closed sign) welcome to the night shift. Tom: (pulls out cash, 3 people appear behind him) Sure! Krabs: (says cheerfully) MONEY?! You mean, if we stayed open later, you'd give us your money? Tom: Well fine, if you don't want my money! Squidward: No, you won't! I can't hang out here all night! I've got a life. Tom: I'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and a double chili kelp fries. Squidward: (points to sign) Read the sign.

(Tom shows up at the door and knocks on it) What?

Squidward: (talks cheerfully as he switched the Open sign to Closed) Now! 8:00! So long, suckers! I've got a hot date with a little lady, and her name is: (pulls out his clarinet) Clarinet. Where it will be closing time right about. Episode Article: Graveyard Shift Characters

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